The only casting call he was ever perfect for

Watching Win a Date With Tad Hamilton this weekend, and who should appear as one of the employees at the local Piggly Wiggly? None other than the posterboy for the second season of The Average Joe, the homely, bizarro Carrot Top, David. His Average Joe bio claims he's a "Mail Sorter," but the major dork from the last season, Dennis L., was also a professional actor. While I could fake outrage at NBC for lying to us about the nature of the contestants, thereby compromising the "reality" of the show, who could give a damn? Professional actor or otherwise, he is supremely uga and socially awkward, and that's all that really matters.