Not gainfully employed

So while I was doing this, every couple of minutes I would take stock and wish, wish I had something better to do, or I could stop myself even without something better to do. But then, after I, uh, "crunched" the numbers I realized I should be expending my energies trying to get on an MTV reality show. $50,000 for 6 weeks of hanging out in a tropical locale!? Sign my ass up.
I theorized, a while ago, that if you approached the casting process of the Real World scientifically, like made a huge chart of characteristics and personalities and life experiences and cross referenced that with past cast members, you could construct the perfect candidate. Next project?

Money earned in RR/RW challenges 3,5,6,7,8 (none of which last more than 3 weeks and not counting individual challenge prizes):

RW/RR Challenge 3 (2000): 6 RRers split $60,000 and get cars. 6 RWers split $40,000.
Veronica wins: $10,000 and a car and gets in huge bitch fight with Amaya

Challenge 5: Battle of the Seasons: 6 RWers win $300,000 and Sean and Elka get cars
Veronica wins: Nothing.

Challenge 6: Battle of the Sexes 1: Colin, Jamie, and Mike split $150,000
Veronica wins: Nothing and gets in huge bitch fight with Emily

Challenge 7: The Gauntlet: 8 RRers split $230,000 and all get cars
Veronica wins: $25,555, a car and gets in bitch fight with Sarah

Challenge 8: The Inferno: 9 RRers win $260,000
Veronica wins: $32,500 and gets in a Huge bitch fight with Katie.

Money handed out in these 5 seasons: $1,040,000
Veronica wins: 2 cars and $67,555 for 12 weeks "work"