I just blew my nose.

My snot's been yellow lately. Maybe that's gross to some, but it's fun to me. Lookie! My body got attacked by microscopic bacteria, it killed them, and left their little yellow casings to be disposed of by nose.
Less fun is it that it is now really, really thick. Viscous. It's all just sitting in my nostrils with an ublech consistency. When I blow my nose, it just sludges out, and I have to do three passes with a tissue to make sure I don't have snot streamers slipping out. Ok, so that's gross to me too. I wonder if there's some correlation between snot consistency and dehydration...
This picture freaks me out.