Allison looks divine

There's an ad on subway for The Children's Place that's a close-up of a blonde tyke in a blue, white-flecked sweater making a scrunchy face. The small type above the ad reads, "Jimmy looks hot in his 100% wool, shetland snowboarding sweater..."
Jimmy doesn't look hot. Because Jimmy looks 9 years old. Maybe there are people out there who think hot is an appropriate, or cute, adjective to apply to kids, but I think they're both named Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson.
Related, there are no new thoughts under the sun.