I never took karate lessons

Michael Pitt has really weird nipples. He's starting in The Dreamers now (though I hope, like Hillary Swank and her 90210 turn before him, he will forever be followed around by his role on Dawson's Creek as Jen Lindley's underclassman, squishy faced, football playing boyfriend) and is on the cover of Time Out this week. Anyway, as I was saying, they're really 3-d, like tic-tacs or moles, that just need slicing off. Ouch.
So Joe Ezsterhas' new book, Hollywood Animal, has been getting all kinds of hysterical reviews because it's just the type of overblown, trashy, fun stuff that makes it hard to review boringly. For example, listing why he wasn't scared of Michael Ovitz, Ezsterhas' last reason is, "He took karate lessons from Steven Segal." Is this not the best silly, yet articulate insult you've ever heard? "Will you get me a cup of water?" "No, you took karate lessons from Steven Segal." "Will you stop talking and listen to me?" "Why? You took karate lessons from Steven Segal ." "Why don't you like him?" "He just seems like the kind of guy who takes karate lessons from Steven Segal."
And have you all been listening to Britney Spear's latest single, Toxic? Cause if you haven't, get on that shit, it's amazing. No, for real.