In case you didn't think the kids making computer viruses were socially deranged sickos.

I just got an e-mail on my Chicago account sent by user "Joinhi5" with the subject heading "Give your friend a hi5." Hi5 being slang for that awesome gift that none of my friends, but all of the deeply troubled "bug-seekers," featured in the most disturbing Rolling Stone article not about crystal meth, have been wanting, H-I-(roman numeral 5) V.
Creepy.
I repeat. CREEPY.