Celebrity Sightings

Apparently, only second rate celebs ('cept the D-O-Double-G) walk around the same streets that I do, but this is what I've learned from seeing them in person.
Ryder Strong: Huge Head. HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE Head. Tiny body.
Justin from Queer as Folk, or the annoying blond one we're supposed to think is hot but isn't, but you still don't know who I'm talking about because you never watch that show as it's alternately bad or porn: floppy, blond, faux-hawk.
Gideon Yago: Only realized it was him because I was staring at the weirdo hiding behind his hoodie and saw the glint of his spectacles.
Snoop Dogg: So Tall. Like 7 feet. Or at least 6'5".
Jesse Eisenberg: I had no idea who this was. I saw him in the library and was like, "Did I go to camp with that kid? Nursery school?" I went through all the possibilities and couldn't place him got frustrated that my brain doesn't work as well as it used to, and then I realized I recognized him from "Get Real," the TV show which launched Anne Hathaway and that I never watched (and neither did anyone else) but once read an article about in some Sunday section of the Times in which there was a picture of this Jesse. He was also apparently in Roger Dodger which I've been meaning to rent from the video store. And his younger sister was the brown haired Pepsi spokesgirl who always made me change the channel. Anyway. Then I got upset that I can no longer distinguish between people I know and people on TV. And then I saw him on the street somewhere. And then I saw him playing Tennis in the middle of the day in the park at the East River and Delancey Street, which also freaked me out because who the hell is at that park in the middle of a weekday?
Tate Donovan: Reading a script in Tompkins Square Park. Are the other people out in the middle of the day all actors? I'm starting to think most of them are. Maybe I'll say I am too. The whole time I was staring/ not staring at him all I could think was, "You've had sex with Jennifer Aniston."