Brad Diggler

Things wrong with this poster
1) Steve Zahn is not a nerdy 14-year old
2) Steve Zahn is wearing a flesh colored t-shirt
3) Steve Zahn is further forward than Penelope Cruz
4) The cargo pants. Should not exist. Especially in triplicate.
5) Not included in the poster, but also wrong, Matthew McConaughey plays a man named Dirk Pitt
6) Pitt is an agent of NUMA, the National Underwater Marine Agency, operating in the... Sahara?
7) Tagline reads,"Dirk Pitt: Adventure Has a New Name." Instead of, "Dirk Pitt. Porn has a new star."