Would a Groucho Marx 'stache do the trick?

"We've got to get Osama bin Laden, and we know where he is," the former senior intelligence official said..."They've seen what they think is him." But the former official added that there were reasons to be cautious about such reports, especially given that bin Laden hasn't been seen for so long. Bin Laden would stand out because of his height; he is six feet five. But the target area is adjacent to Swat Valley, which is populated by a tribe of exceptionally tall people."
-Excerpt from a recent New Yorker article by Seymour Hersh: