I would be "Bitch,"cause, you know, I'm very multi-dimensional

Here's a brief excerpt from a conversation I "overheard" in the restaurant last night between two 20-somethings on a date.
"If you were a song what song would you be?"
"Well, the obvious answer to that is Bohemian Rhapsody."

Because Bohemian Rhapsody clearly conveys that you are modern with old school standards? Or that you have both a rocking and a soft side, are really moody, fear thunderstorms, are kind of gay, have issues with you mom and/or really love Wayne's World?